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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2006|06:39 pm]
luber
HAIKUS

sunday phone call home
wish i had been uncertain
re: an adoption

chicago matchbook
phone number and hotel room
do the math, sister

walla walla hey
a bishop california
ugly holiday

super 8 film dream
cyrano debourgiac
wedding proposal

seven course dinner
a hot dog and a six pack
evening's amusement

haikus are easy
but often do not make sense
refridgerator
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(no subject) [Nov. 15th, 2006|12:41 pm]
luber
[np: |the black keys - rubber factory]

i am going to georgia.
i am going to georgia with democrats.
i am going to georgia with polyamorous anarchists.
i am missing part of my thanksgiving break to go to georgia with democrats and polyamorous anarchists.

i have a five page paper to write
i have a five page paper to write on billy budd
i have a five page paper to write and a two page paper to write
i have a five page paper to write and a two page paper to write and a psychology test on friday.

i am actually looking forward to the trip to georgia, the protest will be kind of cool and i've never been to the south before. we'll drive through kentucky and tennessee, which i love. it will be an adventure! an adventure with democrats! i genuinely enjoy wearing the same clothes for three days and sleeping on floors. not even kidding.
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(no subject) [Jul. 14th, 2006|06:16 pm]
luber
[np: |maximo park]

I AM YOUNG AND I AM LOST.


i have a secret.
my friends all forgot me.



and i don't even miss them.
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moby dick, what an asshole [Jun. 19th, 2006|12:03 am]
luber
[np: |strokes]



it's a whale. it's dead.
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jillian wrote it [Jun. 16th, 2006|09:44 pm]
luber
[np: |the zombies]

Napoleons Daughter

I would like to see Napoleons Daughter
Standign there with her head back
across a bed of snails, laughing her ass
off
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take this job and shove it! [Jun. 6th, 2006|08:31 pm]
luber
[np: |the germs]

imagine my summer employer's joy
when
on my first day on the job
they realize the cleancut college-goer they hired
has been replaced
by some bitchy punk kid with dirty hair
and a tendency to liberate
every nailpolish on the way to the bathroom.
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i've invented a drink called ten car pile up, it's exactly what you think [Jun. 5th, 2006|11:19 am]
luber
[np: |WEAKERTHANS]

i got home yesterday morning and i swear to god i was ten years younger the night before.



haste, haste O eighteenth of august.
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peengate '06 [Mar. 21st, 2006|06:06 pm]
luber
[mood |amusedamused]
[np: |a rebours!]

i must start this entry by stating that i am in no way affiliated with falloutboy or pete wentz. i actually have a profound distate for the music that said parties create and broadcast on television. i have, however, within the last hour, seen pete wentz's penis. and it's not like i went looking for it; it's everywhere. if you have not heard the story of peengate, here it is, from what i can gather: pete wentz, singer/whiner of falloutboy, a rather short and slightly pudgy male of approximately twenty-five, clad in painfully stereotypically "emo" clothing (extremely tight, unflattering trousers, and similarly tight cardigan sweaters) was having a quiet evening at home, apparently in his bathroom, taking digital photographs of his willy. somehow, someway (which may or may not have involved myspace) the pictures accidentally find their way onto ONOZ THE INTERWEBS. the famed photo shows pete from the chest down, shirt up, pants around his knees, dick in hand. also revealed is a bad tattoo on his stomach. perhaps, as he bears the same first name as (the far more attractive) pete doherty, mr. wentz thought it to be a similar artistic expression to a page in doherty's albion book. sorry, wentz, though self-obsessed rockstars both you and pete doherty may be, he has you beat this time. i do think that the exposure of these photos was not an accident, but a (not so) clever publicity stunt on the part of pete wentz. and it must have worked because here i am talking about it.

oh, and by the way, pete doherty, if kate moss joins your band i will never buy any of your albums. ever. it won't be like the velvet underground and nico, it will be a twig with a tambourine. no one likes twigs with tambourines except the twigs' boyfriends.
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my old cat used to go "MROW?" [Mar. 8th, 2006|12:49 pm]
luber
[mood |bitchybitchy]
[np: |pansy division]

CAT SCAN



i'm sick. mono. rules. totally. marcus brought me noodles. I CAN'T BREATHE.
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(no subject) [Jan. 29th, 2006|08:14 pm]
luber
[np: |c.r.a.s.s.]

hello new year.
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